She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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