like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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