Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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