We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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