and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We left an ass print on the piano.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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