me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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