Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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