I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
you never un-have a 4some
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize