he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
