never play flip cup with pint glasses
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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