Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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