tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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