I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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