He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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