I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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