people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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