if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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