Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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