yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she peed on how many people?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
We don't watch enough power rangers
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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