so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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