The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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