They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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