covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm at about main and main street
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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