How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
