I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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