his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
