He kissed a someone with a penis
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize