So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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