Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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