ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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