god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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