He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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