So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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