I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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