Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
operation have a gay friend backfired
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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