He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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