what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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