doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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