I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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