all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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