I hate your face
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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