You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm too high and old for this...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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