how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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