This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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