Hey man sorry I got all grabby
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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