JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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