whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just googled if crying burns calories
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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