D3 body, D1 cock
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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