STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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