Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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