This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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