True but thats because hes a fetus.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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