"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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