singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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